Hi. This is my best friend Marci. A few days ago, she wrote a post about me on her blog about my outrageous texts. Soooo... I thought I would go ahead and share a couple of the outrageous things Marci has sent me.
1. February 26, 2009 at 4:09 p.m.
"Dood these cookies are good........ :) i added extra butter. I wanna be a fatso when I get oler. With hips the size of a heffer. "
2.February 3, 2009 at 10:48 p.m.
"Did i tell you i am done with all boys for awhile. Like until after the summer? I am only going to kiss boys i have no intention of dating. Cuz i'm a hoe :)"
ooooookkkkk. HOLD IT! PAUSE! um... let's talk about how well her plan to be a hoe worked out. Um..... generally... you don't get engaged to someone that you didn't intend on dating. so.....
i'm calling her bluff.
But anyways...
Here's the happy couple :)
AND... just so everyone can see the spiritual side of my best friend, here's another locked text.
3. "It isn't as bad as you sometimes think it is. It all works out. Don't worry. I say that to myself every morning, 'It will all work out. Put your trust in God, and move forward with faith and confidence in the future. God will not forsake us. If we will put our trust in him, if we will pray to him, if we will live worthy of his blessings, he will hear our prayers.' -Gordon B. Hinckley"
Bam Shazam. My best friend is better than yours.
sawry :/
this post basically made my whole life.
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